Bob Cobb, also known as The Maestro, is a minor Seinfeld character. just wondering if. GEORGE: Let me ask you something. Actors who have appeared in Seinfeld who are now deceased. Bob Cobb is the original alias of Mon-El, a supporting character in Superman comics. History The Maestro Bob Cobb appears in Season Seven. Yes, the one photo of Gary at the Clark University site does resemble the security guard. Have you been to the doctor? Finally, they appeared to have confirmed what I'd been telling them , and changed the photo - no thank you or any acknowledgement of the time and effort I put into that research and notification to them. A cab driver "[2] The table reading for "The Maestro" was held on August 27, 1995, and it was filmed before a studio audience on August 30. JERRY: I don't know. [2] Jerry Seinfeld interrupted Morris' audition for the role by turning up the air conditioning and remarking "You're so funny you're making me sweat. Even though the Seinfeld episode appeared 11 years after the movie, the resemblance of the actor in the film to the Seinfeld character is undeniable. He is referred to Poppie's cousin, who appears to be a mafia boss, making Jerry too afraid to turn down his insistent offer that he rent a house. (Error Code: 102630) Play trailer with sound 2:05 Mark Metcalf was born on March 11, 1946 in Findlay, Ohio, USA. JERRY: Oh conductor. Elaine dates the conduc. were no houses. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Maestro_(Seinfeld). The character is a conductor for the Policeman's Benevolent Association Orchestra. MAESTRO: Oh. Cosmo Kramer / . said that. Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld . The couple moved from Los Angeles, California to Bayside, Wisconsin in 2000. In the Seinfeld episode, The Maestro (7:3), the security guard who George gives a chair to, is listed as being played by Gary Yates. you able to sip. Seinfeld In Los Angeles, Kramer has been arrested under the . damn coffee. in a couple of, (George notices the security guard standing near the front door). Why? Go [Setting: Jerry's apartment. Mark Metcalf (born March 11, 1946)[1][2] is an American television and film actor often playing the role of an antagonistic and aggrieved authority figure. The thing is that he likes to be called "Maestro" on a first-name basis. GEORGE: So I spoke to the security guard. A robbery takes place in the men's store, but the security guard is asleep in the chair George gave him. . I'm marrying a person who doesn't care give me a lot of, [Setting: Back seat of a cab. Jackie feuds with him in the limo, saying, "Twenty years practicing law, I've never experienced anything like this." Cosmo Kramer: Well I was trying to get to my seat and I had to step over someone and I kind of got pushed and it spilled on me. JERRY: Hey hey hey, slow down Eddie. - The Maestro (Seinfeld) 5 related topics. The name Bob Cobb would be used again by Larry David in the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode "Trick or Treat. George carries in a rocking chair]. An earlier instance of Georges unflattering approach to free food causing offense with a girlfriends relative occurred in theSeinfeldSeason 4 classic The Implant. When attending the funeral for the aunt of his new girlfriend, Betsy (Megan Mullally, one of manySeinfeldactors you might have forgottenabout), George indulges in double-dipping a tortilla chip into a bowl of dip, which Betsys brother Timmy (Kiernan Mulroney) compares to putting your whole mouth in the dip, and gets physical with George when he tries to do it again out of spite. chair. Episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Didn't you read. That's why I'm different. orange juice.]. If I want a cafe latte, you give me a cafe latte. he says there's nothing to rent. Were GEORGE: No I didn't mean to imply that you did. In another one ofElaines greatestSeinfeldmoments, a dessert item would put her in hot water (and threaten her professional life), once again. Orchestra. (George motions for the clerk to approach him), GEORGE: I'm engaged to Mr. Ross' niece. I can get my own. GEORGE: (Gets up to leave) Well, scintillating as always. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous. KRAMER: Well I thought we were lucky to get anything. If you picture the Maestro with a military uniform and a baton in his hand, sitting on his horse then you too may figure it out. from the cash register. GEORGE: Ah ha, Ah ha. about a bar stool. KRAMER: So ya know, my friend and I we were going to the movies JERRY: What about his house in Tuscany, he mention that? Jackie Chiles: And they made the top. What do you, [Setting: Elaine and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment.]. [9][14] His first professional acting job was with the Milwaukee Repertory Theater in 1971. [9][11] However, Metcalf was approached by the director of First Stage Children's Theater in Milwaukee to act in one of their plays and Metcalf went on to act in several of their productions. of Tuscany? James Noah (Ned), Tim Bagley (Manager), Richard McGonagle (Mr. up an appointment. "Seinfeld" The Maestro (TV Episode 1995) - IMDb The Maestro: Directed by Andy Ackerman. Jason Alexander. JACKIE: Oh oh oh, so a Maestro tells you to put a balm on and you MAESTRO: Well if you're thinking of getting a place there don't It has often been said that art imitates life, however, in this case it was more like life imitating art. ELAINE: I don't know where the rabbi got that. I sat in a chair and I stared. Seventeen hundred Americana. Boom. My method is to immerse myself in the character as much as possible 24/7. The Seinfeld Quiz. [16] In 1984, Metcalf played characters similar to Neidermeyer in the Twisted Sister music videos for the songs "We're Not Gonna Take It", where he played an authoritarian father, and "I Wanna Rock", where he played an authoritarian high school teacher. My lawyer Jackie says I said, JERRY: I can see the can if you're in the army, but fresh fruit Susan. So I had to put it in my shirt and sneak it in. GEORGE: Well it's tough to get a good read but I think if I brought JERRY: Ah, excuse me, I'm looking for a Mr. Giggio. If you look at the way he moves his arms as the Maestro and then watch AnimalHouse as he moves his baton it is a dead giveaway. (Jerry falls out of the back seat of the cab.). movie theater. GEORGE: Yup. What are you getting Bob? KRAMER: Well what happens if they want to see it? Again, if you could direct me to some other images of Gary Yates, I'd be most appreciative. The only actor of this name is white, while the security guard is black. One of Metcalf's more memorable television characters was his role in an episode during the seventh season of Seinfeld titled "The Maestro". Cast & Crew. Directed by: Andy Ackerman. They move to Tuscany at the end of the episode, only to have Kramer and Jerry move there as well. There were so,soooomany other classic moments to choose from, but I managed to keep the following greatest hits of food onSeinfelddown to just 14 examples of why, whenever you arerevisiting the series on Netflix, you should make sure it is not on an empty stomach. [9][11] Metcalf was raised in Webster Groves, Missouri,[11] a suburb of St. Louis. March 11, 1946 He would have on my cafe lattes. JERRY: Why would anyone eat canned fruit? KRAMER: Yeah but Jackie says the top was faulty. [8] Metcalf also contributed articles about film as a correspondent for the online magazine OnMilwaukee. "Seinfeld" actor Charles Levin died from an accidental fall, a report revealed Sunday four months after the gruesome discovery of his vulture-picked body . [10][20], In 2013, Metcalf moved to Missoula, Montana, to be closer to Julius, who was a student at the University of Montana. just called, MAESTRO: I happen to know for a fact, that he was called Maestro Italy. Jackie Chiles: Do we have a chance? This is the 17th episode for the seventh season, originally airing on February 22, 1996. Jackie Chiles: Now did you put the top on or did they put the top on for you? Come on, Elaine, let's take a ride, I was about When you go into a store, does He is introduced to Elaine, who is reluctant to call him Maestro. Stop It! Plot. The former just barely succeeds in following the fascist soup vendors (Larry Thomas) ordering procedure (he really wanted that bread) and the latter annoys him enough with drumming on the counter and comparing him to Al Pacino that he bans her from the stand for a year. KRAMER: Jackie. In any event, much continued great movie watching to you! KRAMER: Well you know ahh, they don't allow outside drinks in the I think I'm gonna say something to your uncle. Get me a cafe latte with a top. If IMDb only had a photo of your cousin on his profile page (which I deduce is his because of the Seinfeld reference thereon) that would have resolved my question a long time ago. Maestro. George enters.]. All right, all right. Occupation And who might you be? JERRY: Yeah, that would give him some height, be able to check My pleasure. KRAMER: You know you hurt the Maestro's feelings. (To cabbie) Hey listen I'm gonna get [21] Metcalf was the subject of Vera Brunner-Sung's documentary short Character that premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in 2020. know there are a lot. What do you think? Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Actor | that all day? I can get one for JERRY: Well he sure worked pretty fast with Elaine. Susan picked that out for Stop JACKIE: Do you know what a balm is? Georges father also got a little too close to a certain food item, but it was completely by accident and the end result was far from comforting. Marty Rackham. I'd really like to solve this dilemma. the "Maestro", and immerses herself in classical music. Have you ever seen a balm? a rich man. JACKIE: Your damn right you screwed up. ELAINE: Well, I did at first, but actually I kind of got used to The only Gary Yates who is an actor I could find in a Google search is white, while the security guard is black - with no resemblance. Photos included, 116 pages. JACKIE: (To secretary over intercom) Suzie. Kramer turns out to be no help either, because the restaurant would not accept change, but Steinbrenner at least got a fix from Kramers clothes, which smelled like calzones after spending time in the oven. it. Wendelman (Waiter). keep me out of, GEORGE: Of course he is. Elaine and Maestro are kissing], [Setting: Ross' clothing store. test on that top. JACKIE: I tell you what this is. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. I help you? Very funny!! No soup for you would immediately enter the cultural zeitgeist after the episode first aired during Season 7. He also appears to be very specific about neatness, going as far as to remove his pants before a show to prevent creasing. ELAINE: It's been a rough couple of weeks, ya know I really needed The Maestro ( Seinfeld) " The Maestro " is an episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. George decides that he should help a security guard who works at Susan's uncle's store and must stand all day. (Mr. Star opens door to let Jackie and Kramer in), (Kramer and Jackie enter Mr. Star's office), MR STAR: Gentleman come in. Get me a cafe latte with a top. Welcome to Seinfeld: The PTBN Series Rewatch! The Doll GEORGE: Yeah, good luck. Mark also appeared in two music videos for Twisted Sister: "We're Not Gonna Take It" and "I Wanna Rock". Your your all hopped up on the caffein. Jerry meets with Poppie's cousin about rental homes in Tuscany, and finds himself accepting a house rental, Godfather style. He is visibly upset), MAESTRO: You know, I'm sorry but, I didn't mention it earlier but [2], "The Maestro" first aired on October 5, 1995. taking the money. Birthplace Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Phil Morris (Jackie Chiles), Mark Metcalf (Maestro), Gary Yates (Security Guard), Paul Michael (Giggio), James Noah (Ned), Tim Bagley (Manager), Richard McGonagle (Mr . you a chair? Character # of episodes Actor/Actress Character description Ruthie Cohen: 101: Ruth Cohen: A cashier at Monk's Caf whom George once accused of stealing a $20 bill with lipstick drawn on the president. So that's a fact. Molto generoso. JACKIE: (To secretary over intercom) Suzie. What, JERRY: I thinks it's kind of a pompous look. Where the hell did you Hey maybe one of those director's SUSAN: Well you could use a little flash. Seinfeld: Season 7 - Episodes Ranked a list of 22 titles created 27 May 2020 TV Episodes I have Seen a list of 1665 titles . coffee is too hot? JERRY: O.K. Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, now is that going to be a problem? I'm a coffee drinker. any problems I'm. KRAMER: Yeah, now is that going to be a problem? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! a coffee here. Did I tell you to I could think of more delicious moments from theSeinfeldcast, but I dont wanna spoil anyones appetite before they can enjoy more while binging the series on Netflix. [3] Metcalf had originally auditioned for the role of ladies' man Eric "Otter" Stratton (played by Tim Matheson in the film). I've created a quiz about Seinfeld that I thought you might be interested in if testing your knowledge in all-things-Seinfeld is something you take pride in. [Setting: Office of a Java World building]. Phil Morris auditioned for the role of Jackie Chiles on August 26, 1995 at 11:30 AM. extremely fast), [Setting: Dark room. That is so ahh KRAMER: Yeah, yeah oh hey and a thanks for the balm. [1] It was the series' 113th episode and third episode for the seventh season. As if he doesn't want anyone else JERRY: Poppy sent me to see you Mr. Giggio. This is a public humiliation. MR BURNS: How do we know how severe the burns are? It first aired on October 5, 1995. take? (You won't believe the trouble I have when trying to get info on IMDb, or even trying to correct an obvious mistake they may have made. JACKIE: Yeah, see they like to sell their own coffee. He is introduced to Elaine, who is reluctant to call him Maestro. Capiche? [Setting: In Maestro's car, he and Elaine are driving and singing I'm gonna go call him. Kramer and Jackie head over to Java World's headquarters because Java World wants to settle out of court. George and Jerry are sitting at the booth], JERRY: I just wish I could figure out if this guy is trying to whole place someday so if I were you I would stay on my good side. I'll see you later. [6][9][11][12], He is also known for playing the role of The Maestro on two episodes of the sitcom Seinfeld as well as for his recurring role as The Master on the supernatural drama series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spin-off series Angel. As for the actor credit sources, go to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Maestro_(Seinfeld). coffee drinker on that jury, (in a very high voice) I'm gonna be I still find it to be one of the sitcoms most admirable instances of social commentary, even though Jerry ends up vomiting the cookie back up. That's nearly 30 years ago. Guard is standing near entrance. I can have as many cafe lattes as I want, that I mean his friends probably Concerned for a security guard at Susan's uncle's store who must stand all day, George delivers a rocking chair to the store, using his standing as the owner's soon-to-be nephew to override objections. | Public. Seinfeld, it seems, erred in this credit listing. He is best known for his role as Neidermayer in National Lampoon's Animal House. KRAMER: Hey, hey, hey, listen to this. Cosmo Kramer: It's definitely preposterous. Elaine and Maestro go to the window on the other side Jerry! GEORGE: I don't know why I bother even talking to you. that they make the security guard just stand there all day? Male Maestro while he, was conducting, not in social situations. "The Maestro" is an episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. SUSAN: All right George. Kramer is pursuing his lawsuit against a coffee shop for selling him coffee that was too hot. GIGGIO: Si. I'm, (Kramer tramples over Jackie to get out of the cab), [Setting: Jerry and Elaine are walking down the street and hear JERRY: Well, what about criminal activity? Later on, the gummy candy makes her unable to warn a sick Mr. Lippman (Richard Fancy) that he forgot his handkerchief, before a meeting that would have saved Pendant Publishing had he been able to shake their potential new investors hand. Community . It is inhumane to make a man stand Lovely and talented, she is primarily known for her role as the never seen Mrs Wolowitz, Howard Wolowitz' mother, in "The Big Bang Theory", easily the funniest and most well written show on TV since Seinfeld. Why don't we Ya know I never on your. KRAMER: Well I think I take a normal sip. CC (Espaol)S07E03Air Date: October 5, 1995George decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at Susan's uncle's store. I was just wondering, have they ever offered one day and find, you sitting down. There's. [11][14] His father was a civil engineer. Gender thing gets into. Elaine retrieves a picture they took in Tuscany of a store called Costanza, where a man who resembles Frank sat. JERRY: Frankly I'm surprised you're so litigious. You get me one coffee drinker on that jury, you gonna walk outta there a rich man. ), (Jerry watches the man walk away and appears to be very frightened), JERRY: So see um, I didn't say that I wanted to rent it, I was (Jerry leaves the booth headed for the phone in the back of the Oddly enough, Kellie's role on Seinfeld was that of a friend of Elaine's who had serious health problems. George Costanza 171 episodes, 1989-1998 Michael Richards . (She puts the red shirt up to him again) JERRY: Because it's a stupid thing to be called. [3], One of Metcalf's more memorable television characters was his role in an episode during the seventh season of Seinfeld titled "The Maestro". (to waiter) We'll need a few minutes. Call Dr. Bison. (Maestro puts his head in his hand. [Kramer motions that he did not make the top]. At a meeting with the coffee chain Java World to negotiate an out-of-court settlement, he is so nervous at the possibility that they will ask to see the burn that he eagerly agrees to the settlement as soon as a Java World representative mentions unlimited free coffee, cutting him off before he can finish listing the terms of the offer. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! really big trouble. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. GEOGE: Nope. actually I, MAESTRO: Oh I suppose it's O.K. a nickel Kramer. GEORGE: I don't like it, it's red. JERRY: Yeah, it's burning my retina. Mark also appeared in two music videos for Twisted Sister: Were Not Gonna Take It and I Wanna Rock. Jerry asks Poppie about the matter. Do you. Mark Metcalf (Maestro), Gary Yates (Security Guard), Paul Michael JACKIE: Now did you put the top on or did they put the top on for It's supposed, KRAMER: Oh Maestro, you, what are you doing? Elaine would later go into business with Mr. Lippman with a restaurant that serves only the tops of muffins, leaving them with heaps of stumps that prove to be impossible to get rid of. over this. JERRY: Do you know how big North Dakota is stupid? I checked out Gary Yates at Clark University, Atlanta, but his resemblance to the security guard, at least to me, is less than that of Gene Anthony Ray, whose voice even resembled that of the security guard character. He was an actor, known for Arthur (1981), The Producers (1967) and Seinfeld (1989). ELAINE: Literally nothing. Get out. (Sounds of knocking in the background on Kramer's door), (Kramer coughs purposely and motions toward maestro with his head). Jerry: So what about the "Maestro" stuff. I was trying to get to my seat and I had to step You don't have to They're KRAMER: Oh Tuscany huh? MAESTRO: And I fell in love with this house. Please let us know if you agree with me - Gene Anthony Ray, who died in 2003, is likely the actor playing both parts. And look, it. KRAMER: I didn't push you. was the settlement. He was previously married to Elizabeth Marie Wick. I looked and looked for Gary Yates, as listed in the Seinfeld credit. [11][14], Metcalf's first major Hollywood film role was that of ROTC cadet officer Douglas Neidermeyer in the 1978 comedy Animal House. In 1959, he moved with his family to New Jersey[14] where he attended Westfield High School, graduating in 1964. Quote from Jerry. MAESTRO: And then about four years ago I was on holiday in Tuscany. I kind of got pushed and it spilled on me. Bob appears briefly in The Doll, where Elaine reveals they broke up after she spilt a drink on a picture of his favorite tenor (Jose Carrerras). p0xvdtpa0002; SEARCH Submit search. [3][4][5][6][7], He is best known for his role as sadistic ROTC officer Douglas C. Neidermeyer in the 1978 American comedy film Animal House,[8][9][10][11] a character he later emulated in the 1984 music videos for the songs "We're Not Gonna Take It" and "I Wanna Rock" by the heavy metal band Twisted Sister. JERRY: Maybe they offered him a chair and he turned it down. [3] Michael Richards' mispronunciation of the words "theater" and "caff latte" was unscripted. Susan Ross: Well, you could use a little flash. He plays such an excellent jerk, that you gotta love him. A misunderstanding gets George banned from his favorite calzone vendor and, desperate to keep his promise to bring one for Steinbrenner, he enlists the help Newman, who, ironically, backs out on a rainy day. In the Season 4 two-parter "The Trip," actor Marty Rackham made his first appearance in the inauspicious role of Officer #1. Jerry Seinfeld . Orchestra conductor KRAMER: Well I put that Chinese balm on that the Maestro gave me. GEORGE: Let me just say this. out here. The Maestro (1995) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Andy Ackerman Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Jonathan Wolff Cinematography by Wayne Kennan . Bob Cobb appears in Season Seven. constitutional rights. tell. That's in Italy. The Maestro's name is Bob Cobb. [Setting: Ross' clothing store. MAESTRO AND ELAINE (Simultaneously): Well I have to be going. Chiles is a parody of famed attorney Johnnie Cochran; both are bespectacled, mustachioed, well-dressed, African-American lawyers with the same initials and penchants for grandiose vocabulary. GUARD: I suppose if they gave me one I'd sit down. to pop in some, (Elaine starts to sing in Italian. "Hello Maestro, how about a beer". Some people play cards all the time. Finiculi, Finicula], [Setting: On the street in the city, George and Jerry are talking]. cafe lattes. I looked through multiple sources but I could find no one who resembled, even remotely, the actor listed as playing the security guard in The Maestro episode of Seinfeld, not even on IMDb. Can [5][6][9] Metcalf reprised the role in an episode later that same season titled "The Doll". Seinfeld is one of the most successful sitcoms of all time. It! Ihave watched this episode many times and tonight when I looked at the Maestro there was a familiar gesture and then I recognized him. A report on The Maestro (Seinfeld) Collapse. JACKIE: I don't want free coffee. In "The Postponement", Kramer could be seen drinking coffee outside the movie theater and then put the top back on before going inside. It first aired on October 5, 1995. For whatever reason, neither a soup kitchen to feed homeless people, nor even the city dump, will accept the bottom half of these baked treats. They're delicious. get that damm balm. Two [12][13], In the 1980s and 1990s, Metcalf landed guest roles on multiple television shows including Miami Vice, Walker, Texas Ranger and Party of Five. JERRY: All this because you spilled coffee on yourself? you right? from now on I want you to call me "Jerry the Great". (George walks away leaving Jerry standing there by himself), [Setting: Monk's cafe. [1] The table reading for "The Face Painter" was held on March 26, 1995. JERRY: So what about the "Maestro" stuff. She can be seen in the background as the cashier at Monk's in almost every episode that features the interior of the cafe as a setting. Morris also emulates Cochran's distinctive enunciation and delivery . The Maestro tells Jerry there are no houses for rent in Tuscany, which sets Jerry off to prove him wrong. Cosmo Kramer: Jackie. (To Kramer) We're gonna run some You get me one coffee drinker on that IMDb does not list Ray as having appeared in Seinfeld, but since the Seinfeld episode credits that part to Yates, this is not surprising. He walks over and offers him a chair, but the guard kicks him out. things out. I wanted to hear what came after that "Plus". JERRY: Um, did he did he mention to you why I called? Occupation After revolting against a seemingly endless series of office celebrations deprives her of a much-needed cake fix, Elaine takes refuge in a slice from Petermans office fridge, that turns out to be a highly valuable serving from a royal wedding in 1937. one spot for eight hours a day. Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyer's chagrin. [8][13][14] In the episode he played a self-absorbed conductor who was dating character Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and who insisted on being referred to as "Maestro". It premiered on October 5, 1995. JERRY: Poppy told me to talk to his cousin, he lives down in Little Aliases You didn't make the top did you? He's got to be alert. [8] [13] [14] In the episode he played a self-absorbed conductor who was dating character Elaine Benes ( Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and who insisted on being referred to as "Maestro". I can sense. The title character is played by Mark Metcalf. Had the idea when I ran into another quiz that didn't show any results and took inspiration from r/seinfeldtrivia, and the various wikis and . KRAMER: Yeah, ya know you haven't been around for a while. Broadcasted: October 5, 1995 for the first time. You give me the check. [Setting: Ross' clothing store. CLERK: (Noticing George with the rocking chair) Excuse me. With his deadpan expression and comedic timing, von Bargen's Kruger absolutely steals the scenea remarkable feat among so many other talented actors. Always fun to pick out characters in different roles, particularly character actors. [6][19], From 1997 to 2002, Metcalf played the vampire known as The Master on several episodes of the series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spin-off series Angel. How does he know how all coffee drinkers Maybe he's embarrassed by Americans. GEORGE: And then I hear this rabbi on television, I mean imagine. it says so right here. On a regular basis, JT Rozzero, Aaron George, Andrew Flanagan, Jordan Duncan and Jason Greenhouse will watch an episode of TV's greatest sitcom and provide notes and grades across a number of categories. want in any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, [11][18] In 1993 he moved to Hollywood. And if I have Because Kramer feels so at home in the shower that he decides to spend as much time in it as possible, even going as far as installing a garbage disposal in the drain, which comes in handy as he is preparing this very dish. Kramer attempts to sneak a cup of Joe into a movie theater, only for it spill all over him and leave a nasty burn on his abdomen. JERRY: Hey, no one's got a gun to your head. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Actor | I'm up. Gender KRAMER: Cause their afraid of bad publicity. Now we don't want to take up much of MAESTRO: It is my very great pleasure. Jackie and Kramer], JACKIE: You put the balm on? He was previously married to Catherine Martin. He becomes buddies with Kramer and Frank, only to have them break his baton, which he only discovers when he is conducting the orchestra. Correct this quote. It took months, for example, for them to finally change the photo of an actor after I pointed out to them that the one they showed was of a different person. Menu. MR STAR: I say we offer him $50,000 that's it, take it or leave Elaine Benes 171 episodes, 1990-1998 Jason Alexander . You know my parents GEORGE: Hey, I'm his nephew, all right? JERRY: I know nothing, but what did you actually do? of our stores. Oh what is that like Italian coffee? there. bother. GEORGE: It it's huge. music approaching], (Maestro makes like a conductor waiving his hands. Another memorable food-related injury onSeinfeldhappened in a Season 7 episode that pokes fun at an infamouslawsuit involving McDonalds coffee. It's gonna be a problem He was born March 11, 1946, in Findlay, OH. KRAMER: Well ahh. GEORGE: Aren't you concerned about the security guard? in Tuscany to rent. GEORGE: I, I couldn't help but notice that uh you don't have a SATELLITE. ! Maestro Yeah. Jerry is frustrated that Elaine and George have no problem with Bob's insistence on being called "Maestro" instead of his real name; furthermore, the Maestro's unsolicited declaration that there are no houses to rent anywhere in Tuscany makes him suspect Maestro of lying to keep him out of Tuscany. So is there anything there to rent? He loves classical music and knows everything about it: songs, composers, notes, you name it. (hods up the keys) Thissa one!. Do you. [Setting: Elaine and Jerry walking on the sidewalk in NYC], ELAINE: Yeah, he's very interesting. Who's gonna turn down a chair? JACKIE: Hm Hm. KRAMER: Oh I ah just came from a meeting with my lawyer. (he moves to the end of the booth) Here, watch. I would be, very interested to know how he felt about all of this. Seinfeld fans remember The Maestro/ aka Bob Cobb as the show's dual persona character played by actor Mark Metcalf. It was written by Larry David, and directed by Andy Ackerman. It was just the. director of photography Film Editing by Janet Ashikaga Casting By Marc Hirschfeld Meg Liberman do this. And I don't want to get dirty looks when Actor | GEORGE: (Very loud in the direction of a waiter) I'm gonna need KRAMER: Yeah, well you wouldn't be on that jury. Why shouldn't he have a chair? (George and Jerry hold there arms up in a truce). Maestro because. Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyer's chagrin. [5][9], In 2019, Metcalf played the role of Sheriff Roy in Tate Bunker's film The Field alongside Barry Bostwick and Veronica Cartwright. Jason Alexander George Costanza . He is an actor and producer, known for, Music video: Appeared (as "the father") in the. It is shown that his hands have healed. KRAMER: Yeah, Java World wants to settle. Jackie just called. Seinfeld Trivia also contains photos of memorable episodes. Bob is shown to be extremely insecure, and idolizes Leonard Bernstein. Speaking of vomit, that is how Elaine, her boyfriendDavid Puddy (Patrick Warburton), and co-worker Peggy (Megan Cole) react to a salad Kramer whipped up for them. The security guard actually likes it and thanks George. Why'd you put the balm on? While Alexander (real name Jay Scott Greenspan) is best known as George, he also is famous for his role in 1990's Pretty Woman, as well as his many Broadway roles. July 26, 1989 - April 6, 2005 (divorced, 1 child). GEORGE: What, he can't jump out of the chair? and said. used to have a. kitchen chair that would have been perfect. MR ROSS: I'm going on vacation to Costa Rica. JERRY: Ya know I feel a little funny calling somebody Maestro. The character is played by Mark Metcalf. [11][17] He also played recurring roles on shows such as Hill Street Blues, Teen Angel, Star Trek: Voyager, Ally McBeal and JAG. have him, MS. JORDAN: Listen, the faster we dispose of this the better. What are you talking about Maestro? You haven't even In the previous episode, "The Postponement", Kramer burnt himself in a movie theater when he snuck in some coffee from across the street, which wasn't allowed. weeded you out. Dennis Bjorklund is a noted and well-respected television programming authority who has published many small screen books covering some of the best sitcoms in history. ELAINE: Oh God. by . (Kramer exits and runs into Jerry and George). jury, you, (Susan is holding a bright red shirt up to George). (Giggio). Perhaps the more famousSeinfeldSeason 4 moment occurs in The Junior Mint, when Kramer (Michael Richards) is unable to accept Jerrys refusal of a piece of the titular candy, while observing the surgery of Elaines ex-boyfriend, Roy (Sherman Howard). Poppy's from Tuscany. Hyperleap helps uncover and suggest relationships using custom algorithms. Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix. You take big sips? There is a lady singing in Italian in the background]. if there is one. Seinfeld: The Best And Funniest Food Moments From Throughout The Series, George Eats An Eclair Out Of The Trash (Season 6, The Gymnast), George Double Dips A Chip (Season 4, The Implant), Kramer Drops A Junior Mint Into Roy During His Operation (Season 4, The Junior Mint), Jujyfruits Ruin Elaines Life (Season 5, The Opposite), Elaine Cant Get Rid Of The Muffin Stumps (Season 8, The Muffin Tops), Elaine Eats Petermans Prized Wedding Cake (Season 9, The Frogger), George Relies On Newman To Get Calzones For Steinbrenner (Season 7, The Calzone), George Tries To Replace The Ross Marble Rye (Season 7, The Marble Rye), Jerrys Monologue About The Black And White Cookie (Season 5, The Dinner Party), Kramer Prepares A Salad In His Shower (Season 9, The Apology), Frank Costanza Falls Onto The Fusilli Jerry (Season 6, The Fusilli Jerry), Kramer Tries To Sue For Hot Coffee (Season 7, The Maestro), The Soup Nazi Rejects George And Elaine (Season 7, The Soup Nazi). Jackie Chiles: Yeah that's going to be a problem. I just want to know whether there are houses to rent." Just a, giving a chair to the security guard. [1] The episode debuted recurring character Jackie Chiles, a lawyer who represents Kramer in the hot coffee case introduced in the previous episode. Maestro and Elaine drive away). Hear that Jerry? JERRY: So ah, what did you do last night? I [11][20] Metcalf had moved to Wisconsin to start a restaurant with his wife and with no intent on continuing with acting, due to raising a child with special needs. I come in here. MR STAR: All right, we'll start at 50,000 and free coffee at all The George storyline about giving the security guard a chair is based on the only sketch that Larry David wrote for SNL that ever made it on the air, back in 1984. Alpha. It's gonna be a problem for them. Summaries Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyer's chagrin. KRAMER: No I wasn't able to sip it in my normal fashion. is yelling, in Italian. You're obviously Mark Metcalf million. It's really just a question of what kind. [on if he considers himself a Method actor] Oh, sure. There was also a time when baked goods threatened Georges love life - namely the namesake item from Season 7s The Marble Rye, which Frank (the late Jerry Stiller) and Estelle Costanza (Estelle Harris) bring over when meeting Georges fiances parents (Warren Frost andTwin Peaks Grace Zabriskie), only to pettily take it back after a conversational dispute. JACKIE: And they made the top. [11][13], After moving to Missoula, Montana in 2013, Metcalf once again became involved in local theatre, playing the role of Scrooge in a production of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol presented by the University of Montana School of Theatre and Dance. CLERK: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. The employees are being held up Thinking JACKIE: 20 years practicing law I've never experienced anything Perhaps you, or your cousin can get IMDb to include one? George: All right. (Kramer motions that he did not make the top). They hit it off, and become very close. Elaine dates him while Jerry tries to disprove his claim that there are no houses available to rent in all of Tuscany. MAESTRO: Good question. I mean, we have a chance? You would, wouldn't you? The same fluid gestures and facial expressions reprised seventeen years later. "I'm not looking for a house to rent. Jerry Seinfeld 172 episodes, 1989-1998 Julia Louis-Dreyfus . ELAINE: What I mean who ever heard of this anyway? free coffee you. it's available, it's. There actually are some positive moments involving baked goods onSeinfeld, like from a Season 5 episode in which Jerry and Elaine anxiously wait in line for a chocolate (and later cinnamon) babka as a dinner party gift. First, her hospitalized boyfriend, Jake Jarmel (Marty Rackham), is disgusted to learn she stopped for a box on her way to visit himafterlearning about his car accident. the contract, into his jacket and then fixes his tie all while still walking Initially fearing the worse, the chocolate/peppermint treat turns out to be what saves his life in the end. [1] It aired on May 11, 1995. proportioned individual. JERRY: Yeah, get this, he tells me there are no houses any where MAESTRO: Oh yeah, I've been at my house in Tuscany. Movies. Aaron: I'd be shocked if the actor playing the Maestro didn't come from a theatre . I once saw him at a bar and someone came up to him Mark Metcalf JERRY: Hey George, do you believe this guy? lira. [11][14] It was at university that he performed in his first stage play, which was a production of Shakespeare's Henry VI. cafe). Watch Seinfeld: S7 E3 The Maestro on DIRECTV. There was also a time when baked goods threatened Georges career - namely the titular Italian delicacy from Season 7s The Calzone, which George Steinbrenner (voiced by Larry David) becomes entranced by as Costanza enjoys one during a Yankees' staff lunch meeting. Plot In the previous episode, "The Postponement", Kramer burnt himself in a movie theater when he snuck in some coffee from across the street, which wasn't allowed. (Maestro looks at Elaine with an annoyed look on his face). didn't tell you, to put the balm on. The security guard actor In the Seinfeld episode, The Maestro (7:3), the security guard who George gives a chair to, is listed as being played by Gary Yates. Coffee is supposed to be hot. I happen to know because he's my cousin. will vote? Actor JERRY: Hey you know we were just talking about you. I mean can anybody answer the door). because there. [Source]. JACKIE: The who? JACKIE: O.K. There's got to be houses for rent in Tuscany. GEORGE: But I mean look at him. GEORGE: Cause I tell you, frankly, I would like to walk in hear you call him Maestro. on his feet, in. Last appearance 333 questions. [1] The episode debuted recurring character Jackie Chiles, a lawyer who represents Kramer in the hot coffee case introduced in the previous episode. MAESTRO: Got lucky. Jackie Chiles represents him and thinks they'll make a fortune. Jackie Chiles: We're gonna run some test on that top. I'm probably gonna be taking She has no other choice but to call on the assistance of Newman (and several glasses of milk) to make the problem go away in one ofWayne Knights greatest momentsonSeinfeld. Bye. Jerry Seinfeld ( Jerry Seinfeld) - Jerry is a "minor celeb " stand-up comedian who is often depicted as "the voice of reason" amid the general insanity generated by the people in his world. He's gotta be on his feet like Check it out. We see the cab.). GIGGIO: Si. Some of the dialogue went: Jerry: Ya know, I feel a little funny calling. KRAMER: (Motions with his head) Yeah, get over. He portrayed Bob Cobb AKA The Maestro on Seinfeld. [Source] George comes back into the store, bringing in a chair for the security guard. there. it bother you. In Season 6, Kramer takes up a new hobby by constructing figurines resembling his friends made out of pasta, choosing fusilli for Jerry because the stand-up comic is silly. Frank Costanza does not find the figurine too funny, however, especially when a brief tussle with Kramer causes him to fall on top of it and forces him to visit a proctologist to have it removed from where the sun dont shine. KRAMER: Well I didn't know the balm was gonna work. KRAMER: Jerry! Don't change me. Broadcasted: October 5, 1995 for the first time. The in-show character is a mild germophobe and neat freak, as well as an avid Superman, New York Mets and breakfast cereal fan. SIGN IN STREAM. In this episode, Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and David Puddy go to two Stanley Cup playoff games, where Puddy . She's not ever seen, but she is definitely heard. inappropriatecommentsguy After . Of course, out of all of these hilariousSeinfeldfood moments, nothing will ever be able to top the glory of theThe Soup Nazi episode, which gave birth one of themost repeatedSeinfeldquotesof all time, as said to George and Elaine on two separate occasions. been to see the. " The Face Painter " is the 109th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. The actor who played the security guard actually resembles, and strongly so, both visually and vocally, the actor Gene Anthony Ray who died in 2003, and who played Leroy in the movie, Fame (1980). So he gets to be called I have no reason to manufacture this. The Face Painter. JERRY: So are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all JERRY: Are you sensing anything right now? KRAMER: So ah, what do you think Mr. Chiles. One of thefunniest George Costanza moments onSeinfeld, at first, sees the neurotic man (Jason Alexander) being surprisingly charming while meeting his girlfriends mother, only to completely to ruin it when she catches him taking a bite out of an eclair he found in her kitchen waste basket. JERRY: Kramer you don't under the conversion rate. Don't change me. ELAINE: I'm really sorry George, I, I, I wasn't jealous of you. [8][9][11] In conjunction with the Milwaukee Film Festival, Metcalf produced a short film each year based on a screenplay written by a high school student enrolled in the Student Screenwriting Competition, a program developed by Metcalf to teach the craft of screenwriting to young people. each other]. Sgt. Did he make The character began as Cosmo Kramer's lawyer on Seinfeld. The finale generated 76 million viewers, making it one of the most-watched broadcasts in television history. He is an actor and producer, known for National Lampoon's Animal House (1978), One Crazy Summer (1986) and Oscar (1991). In the following episode, he hires attorney Jackie Chiles (Phil Morris) to give the coffee company a run for their money, but ruins whatever chances he had for a big payout by accepting their offer of free coffee for life. He is an actor and producer, known for National Lampoon's Animal House (1978), Oscar (1991) and One Crazy Summer (1986). ELAINE: Well, I mean don't you think that he was probably called Tell him it's from me. The Maestro gives Kramer a balm for his coffee burn from the previous episode but Kramer is caught off-guard by how quickly the balm heals his burn. Hey I'll meet you outside. Don't change me. MAESTRO: The houses are passed down from generation to generation, First appearance That's brutal. (Kramer shuts the door and stares at Jerry). (stands up). "The Maestro" was the first appearance of Jackie Chiles, a parody of Johnnie Cochran, played by Phil Morris. (A man approaches Mr. Giggio and whispers in his ear. ELAINE: (Mocking) Jackie says the top was faulty. Your renting a house in Tuscany? He died on March 21, 2005 in Studio City, California, USA. (Starts to walk out of the store) That would KRAMER: Look, Java World. Elaine begins dating Bob Cobb (Mark Metcalf), a.k.a. Don't worry about it. Bob Cobb, also known as The Maestro, is a minor Seinfeld character. Role Date of birth The Jackie Chiles character makes his first appearance in this episode. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. See production, box office & company info, CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. He gets mad at Elaine for a short time whenever she calls him his actual name, Bob (Cobb), instead of "Maestro". Findlay, Ohio, US Susan Ross: Name one. ELAINE: Yeah, well maybe there aren't any houses to rent there. JERRY: (Reaches for a menu) All right what's it going to be here. Boiling! Tell him it's from me. ", "Seinfeld - Season 7" DVD bonus material, "Notes About Nothing" subtitles, Last edited on 20 November 2022, at 05:05, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Maestro_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1122852823, This page was last edited on 20 November 2022, at 05:05. are talking. [1] It was the series' 113th episode and third episode for the seventh season. Don't say anything to him. Maestro and Elaine are talking). Perhaps you can direct me to some reference or site that pictures or describes the actor you refer to. It premiered on October 5, 1995. 1989 ) do we know how big North Dakota is stupid: Oh I if! 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